If I were a baseball player...

It would not be a pretty sight. One time, on a whim, I decided to keep track of my statistics one season when I played in little league. I wished I hadn't.

21 AB
3 Hits
.143 Batting Average
11 Stikeouts
2 walks
1 Hit-by-pitch (ouch!)
1 Homerun (the inside the park variety)

Interesting that I had as many HR's as singles. It is sort of a reflection of one of my philosophies, that being that I'm very much an all-or-nothing type of person. You wouldn't think that would you? It's one of my very subtle character traits.